Our Driveway

I am sure that because I filed a complaint against our so-called tax collector (for being a bee-YOTCH) the Township is out to get me.

Just this morning they had two of those guys with the 'stop-slow' signs up the street about half a mile in each direction; one East, one West. They were in communication by radio, sequencing the cars so that it took me fifteen minutes to get out of our driveway. By the time they finally lost their rhythm and I managed to escape up the road apiece, they were gone.