"You two know each other?"

Captain Stuebing walks into a bar on the Lido Deck of the Pacific Princess with Jean-Luc Picard. Gopher, filling in for Isaac that afternoon, shows Stuebing and his honored guest to the Captain’s Table, where Julie, Doctor Bricker, Charo, and Zsa-Zsa await his arrival on this, his 112th birthday. Unfortunately for the two bald headed captains, there is but one chair left at the table. A brawl ensues, with Picard calling Stuebing an ‘earthbound, two dimensional misfit’ and, after finally backing poor Merrill up against a pool table near the men’s lounge, executes his coup de grace, dumping an ashtray full of cigarette butts, discarded fish bones (from the Catch of the Day) and used toothpicks into the captain’s pleading, disbelieving eyes.